Jokes of the Week

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Dead Again
A funeral service was held for a woman who just passed away. As the coffin bearers carried the coffin out, they accidentally bumped into a wall. They heard a faint moan. They opened the coffin and found out the woman had come back to life.
She lived for another five years and then died again. They had another funeral for her. At the end of service, the coffin bearers carried out the coffin, and as they were walking and seemed to be moving closer to the wall, the husband cried out, “Watch out for the wall!”

Sugar Free
Uche enters a Shoprite to buy himself an orange juice and sugar. He paid for the orange juice and walked out with the sugar under his arm, unpaid for. At the door, he was arrested and handed over to the police.
During the court hearing, the judge asked him why he paid for the juice only and stole the sugar. He replied, “I did not steal it. At the back of the bottle of the juice, it was written: SUGAR FREE. Do you think I am silly?”


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